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If
You Know You're Shallow, Does That Make You Deep?
by Bridgit Dengel
I'm the
black sheep of the family because I don't get naked and
I don't get high. My parents were hippies and I rebelled by
becoming a Chanel girl. Or at least a wannabe Chanel girl. The
truth is you never really escape your heritage, so my perfect
little suits with matching slingbacks are all the wrong colors
(that I love) like chartreuse and ochre. Growing up, I enjoyed
the same pivotal landmarks as most kids - like learning to read.
But I didn't recite some version of "See Dick run. See
Jane eat." The first words I read all by myself were on
a flyer someone handed me. "Kill the landlord pigs,"
I squealed. My parents were so proud they took me to my first
protest. They got mad at me though and had to meditate, because
I couldn't find the perfect outfit and took forever to get ready.
I never regretted choosing my melon-colored eyelet jumper with
matching earrings. I felt it complemented the rage. Growing
up I wasn't allowed to do anything unnatural, like accessorize.
Yet, our dinner conversations covered fornication, marijuana,
hybridization and sado- masochistic- homo- erotic- masturbation.
But hair care and manicures were taboo. I was allowed to paint
anything BUT my face.
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